"but—but won’t that change history?" "ohh, a lesson in not changing history from mister i’m-my-own-grandpa. let’s get the hell out of here already! screw history!"
"good news, everyones! after carefully reading the scriptures, we’ve concluded that none of us are evil." "yes, the bible is the real good news. anyhow, you’re all free to go back to your own universe."
"astonishing, i must have created a parallel universe!" "bouldercrap, i created your universe! all you created was my fist parallel to your face!”
"here, leela. take this, and use it to shoot those guys." "right. if they try to look in the box." "whatever."
"HELP! SATAN! YOU OWE ME!"
"i knew i should’ve checked your showboating globetrotter algebra…"